Having a Teenager in the house makes for some pretty hysterical exchanges. Sami is the light of my life and the air that I breathe – and a constant source of comic relief even on my worst days. She is a 3.85 student, spent two years in the IB Program before I decided to pull her out, and has already been accepted to the Veterinary Academy for high school. But some days she says things that make us literally stop and just stare in total disbelief that it actually came out of her mouth. It happens often enough that I decided to give her her very own spot on MoscatoMom – Sami Says.
I remember my parents saying that when I hit puberty it was like my brain detached from my mouth. It has just been recently that I have understood exactly what they meant.
Which Direction?
Me: Hey, I recorded the Music Awards for you. One Direction won an award – I didnt realize they were British.
Sami: MOM, they aren’t BRITISH… they are EUROPEAN….
An Olympic Event
Me: How was your day?
Sami: Good, but I am tired, we did the Olympics today in PE.
Me: Wow, which ones? Like running or shotput or something?
Sami: No, Mom, the OLYMPICS. You know, that machine running thing.
Me: … you mean the ELLIPTICAL?
Cinco de No No
(Driving home from school – passing a Mexican restaurant that had a sign out front)
Sami: Ohhhh MOM! We could go there for Cinco de Mayo!!!
Me: Sure, we can go there.
Sami: When is that again?
I am so proud of the young lady my daughter is growing up to be, and love her wittiness and sense of humor…. and even her “flakey moments” where we thank God that she is BOOK smart, since common sense isnt always 100% evident.
She will grow in to that… right?!?
PS – Sami thinks it is “totally awesome” that I am featuring her on my blog, and even laughs at herself when she realizes what she has just said. Tonight at dinner she said something, and as the silence hung in the air she said “That was another Sami Says moment, wasn’t it?” Yes baby… that one will be Volume Two.
Stefanie says
LMAO! Love it! She sounds like a barrel of laughs! 😉
Paula @ Frosted Fingers says
Haha that’s great! Totally fun to read.
dado says
Love you guys, Too Funny! This is de juva all over again.
Dee says
We all have those Sami Says moments, some of us just have them more than others.
Years agos ome friends and I went to see the play My Fair Lady with Rex Harrison in Chicago. While Eliza’s singing “I Could Have Danced All Night” one of my friends goes “oh, oh, oh, what movie is this from”. Several people turned around and just stared at her before busting out laughing.
Amy Pakidis says
Wow, I guess your friend had never seen the movie before. I love that movie. That would have been awesome to see in a play!
Summer Davis says
Are her roots blonde? I should start a “Styles Says” category on my blog. He’s a freaking genius where school is concerned but OH. EM. GEE. to some of the things that come out of that kid’s mouth. OH. EM. GEE. That’s all I can say.
Andrew @Mommy's Busy says
Those were priceless. Love it! Can’t wait for volume 2!
Jenni says
I loved this! So cute.
daisy says
Awe, you have such an adorable daughter. You are a lucky mom – I would love to have a daughter just like her!
brett says
I’d love to tell you she’ll grow out of it…but my family still jokes about things I have said over the years and I’m turning 39 in a few weeks 😉
Janel C. says
HAHAHA, those are nearly as good as my 2 year old’s -ism’s! LOVED the cinco de mayo one!!!
Pam says
That is so funny. My daughter has those moments too!
Jennifer Brown says
She is a Doll! Kids are the sunshine of the world aren’t they! I love it!
Liz @ A Nut in a Nutshell says
She’s a hoot!!! I can see why she keeps you laughing and laughing and laughing!
Tesa @ 2 Wired 2 Tired says
I love this post! Those are all things I would say, so I completely understand. I’m glad to hear she is happy you are doing this series and can laugh at herself. That is a wonderful characteristic that not enough people have.
JulieK says
oh she’s hysterical! I love this feature already! Please make it a regular! 🙂
Stefani says
She sounds like she has a great sense of humor.
Shell Feis says
That is too funny! I still have moments like that sometimes.
Kristyn says
haha loved reading this, put a smile on my face 🙂
Lorie Shewbridge says
How adorable!!
I love the relationship you have with your daughters, it reminds me of me and my boys.
It will help you all through these tough years. =)
Maryann says
the Cinco comment sounds like the makings of a good joke.
Amy Pakidis says
Thanks for sharing! She’s grown up soooo much since I met you guys 7 years ago. Love to you both, and the little’un too. 🙂
Toni says
LOL I am cracking up at the olympics.
Shasta Walton says
Ha! Hey, the elliptical the Olympics…they are about the same right?!