It's been a while since I have had a Sami Says post on here, but it isn't because she hasn't given us plenty of content to laugh about. I remember my parents saying that my brain “detached” when I was a teenager because I said things that just made them shake their head. Apparently the apple does not fall far from the tree. Since going back to school though it seems these “moments” have happened more and more. Here are a few favorites from this week.
It's The End Of The World As We Know It….
Me: Have you ever spray painted anything before?
Sami: Yes – we did that box project thing.. what was that called?
Sami: No, that sounds like the end of the world. Wait, no, that is “dilemma.”
Me: Yes, dear, the end of the world will be quite a “dilemma.”
A Buggy Situation
Sami: I have to read a book for school but it sounds stupid.
Me: Sadly most of them are. What book is it?
Sami: Lord of the Ants or something.
Me: Umm… You mean Lord of the Flies?
Sami: Yeah I knew it was some kind of bug lord.
Not So Focused…
Dad: I have some of the kids convinced that Werther's work like Adderal, they can focus better with a Werther's candy doing homework.
Sami: So its like a GAZEBO!!
Dad: A Gazebo?
Sami: Yeah, you know – when someone takes a pill that they think is going to help them get better, but really its just sugar.
Sami: … oh… right…. I was close.
Their brains do reconnect eventually… right?