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Sami Says - Volume 4

Published: Sep 9, 2014 · Modified: Dec 9, 2014 · This post may contain affiliate links

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sami lynsey 2014It's been a while since I have had a Sami Says post on here, but it isn't because she hasn't given us plenty of content to laugh about. I remember my parents saying that my brain "detached" when I was a teenager because I said things that just made them shake their head. Apparently the apple does not fall far from the tree. Since going back to school though it seems these "moments" have happened more and more. Here are a few favorites from this week.

 

It's The End Of The World As We Know It....

Me: Have you ever spray painted anything before?

Sami: Yes - we did that box project thing.. what was that called?

Me: Diorama?

Sami: No, that sounds like the end of the world. Wait, no, that is "dilemma."

Me: Yes, dear, the end of the world will be quite a "dilemma."

A Buggy Situation

Sami: I have to read a book for school but it sounds stupid.

Me: Sadly most of them are. What book is it?

Sami: Lord of the Ants or something.

Me: Umm... You mean Lord of the Flies?

Sami: Yeah I knew it was some kind of bug lord.

Not So Focused...

Dad: I have some of the kids convinced that Werther's work like Adderal, they can focus better with a Werther's candy doing homework.

Sami: So its like a GAZEBO!!

Dad: A Gazebo?

Sami: Yeah, you know - when someone takes a pill that they think is going to help them get better, but really its just sugar.

Dad:.... Placebo?

Sami: ... oh... right.... I was close.

Their brains do reconnect eventually... right?

lynseysig

See the other Sami Says posts here, here and here.

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  1. Rachel @RunningRachel says

    September 09, 2014 at 9:57 am

    Haha! These are hilarious! I love hearing funny things kids say! 🙂

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  2. Xenia @ Thanks, Mail Carrier says

    September 09, 2014 at 10:10 am

    HA! I already get a laugh out of things that my 5- and 7-year-old say, but now I'm actually looking forward to the "detached" things that they'll come up with in their teenage years!

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  3. Whitney @ Momma Knows Best says

    September 09, 2014 at 10:38 am

    I was literally laughing with each conversation I read on this post! I remember saying some down right silly things as a teen, I can only imagine what my kids will say!

    Reply
  4. Liz Mays says

    September 09, 2014 at 12:09 pm

    I'm completely cracking up! I love when kids do this sort of thing...heck, I love when adults do it too.

    Reply
  5. Melissa says

    September 09, 2014 at 2:01 pm

    Oh my gosh, I LOVE this! Hilarious.

    Reply
  6. HilLesha says

    September 09, 2014 at 2:48 pm

    I almost hate to know the things I've said as a teenager, haha!

    Reply
  7. Crystal says

    September 09, 2014 at 3:18 pm

    Ha! I know I would have been saying the exact same things as a teenager. I did, however, love Lord of the Flies when I was younger.

    Reply
  8. Jennifer @ Mom Spotted says

    September 09, 2014 at 6:17 pm

    Isn't it awful? Mine comes out with everything. Half the time I'm lucky he talks to me period though lol

    Reply
  9. Marla Zickefoose says

    September 09, 2014 at 9:28 pm

    Awesome! Sounds exactly like a conversation with my 13 year old! At least the still want to talk with us instead of just staying in their rooms right?

    Reply
  10. valmg @ Mom Knows It All says

    September 09, 2014 at 10:00 pm

    These made me smile. I was contemplating doing something similar for my 18 year old son but am not quite sure how he'd react.

    Reply
  11. Shell Feis says

    September 10, 2014 at 12:44 am

    Lord of the Ants is hilarious. These at great. I am pretty sure I still have a few of these type of moments from time to time.

    Reply
  12. Karen Coutu says

    September 10, 2014 at 7:47 am

    And i thought these things only happened to kids when they were little. Now I have future amusement to look forward to. 🙂

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  13. Mellisa says

    September 10, 2014 at 8:30 am

    Hahaha. That is funny, sounds like a conversation with my son.

    Reply
  14. Kimberly Grabinski says

    September 10, 2014 at 9:27 am

    hahaha HYSTERICAL. Gazebo LMAO.

    Reply
  15. Kathleen says

    September 10, 2014 at 11:06 am

    LOL Sometimes I wish I had had some girls. My 8 year old said to me, do French and Spanish people speak the same language? I said no. He said, well yeah, it sounds different to us, but when they speak it to themselves, it sounds like English. No idea if they reconnect, but I sure hope so.

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  16. Digna D. says

    September 10, 2014 at 5:25 pm

    Cute! I'm still like this after 40, so maybe not. lol This always happens to me and my son is the one correcting me. My son has a Spanish class this year and came home today and asked me say the alphabet in Spanish. I had to pull it from the back of my brain, but I got it.

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  17. Shasta Walton says

    September 11, 2014 at 2:03 pm

    Too funny!

    Reply
  18. Denine, from WeKnowStuff says

    September 16, 2014 at 2:58 pm

    This is absolutely hilarious! It's great to know that everyone gets a little spacey every once and a while, no matter how old!

    Reply

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